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So you click on an adsense ad which sounds interesting, and it takes you to some crappy get rich quick follow my crap like a sheep and pay me for information which is useless as why would I sell you what I am doing for a dollar if it is really successful as I would be making it so easy for competitors to take my business away from me crap… anyway I clicked on that and found the crappy page with the sales speil, tried to close the page and you get the popup with the going away from my page, click okay to go away and cancel to actually go to some other spiel page with more info on, you dont want to click okay because thats agreeing with them and you cant click cancel because it takes you to thier other crappy page, I have closed your page for a reason just let me leave and be on my way, if I was interested I wouldntve tried to go elsewhere now would have I.  And if you absolutely HAVE to put up a crappy box which wont let me do anything until I either click okay or cancel dont make cancel the option to go to your other shitty page or add you to my favourites or set me as your homepage, I obviousely didnt want to do any of that, every time I get some crappy box like that do you know what I do, I press CTRL ALT DELETE and end task, thus not having to answer your crappy box where both answers could do unspeakable things to my computer.

Why is it that no matter how hard I search I cannot find a simple and easy to use program which will change xml into elements on a page dynamically without the need for much editing and coding, I want a simple program which I can create a template for how the elements should be posted onto the page (or which will create the template in steps while parsing the elements)

Or something which would make my life so much easier, all of you people creating xml files for people to use for either syndicating your content, affiliation etc, you all know who you are, why on earth dont you just supply relevant files with your xml feed which will make a base which you can edit the layout of which can be used straight to put files in a webpage (either php html asp whatever) just some form of already made out of the box solution which doesnt require as much effort as putting every link manually on the page in the firstplace to setup.  Really when it takes that much effort why use xml wasnt it supposed to make life easier?  Does it though?  Really?

Give us out of the box xml solutions, or someone create a simple program which is versatile enough to work with any xml feed which is well made.

If someone can truly make a program that impresses me xml to fully working useable webpage-wise then I would be happy to pay for that program… I know I could use it, dont like spending hours on these things.